Mulk k maaroof Kalam Nigar Mohtram MUHAMMAD YASIR KHAN Sahib likhtay hain:
Pakistan ki 1 Mobile Company nay ek Naya Silsila shuru kia hai. Is Silsilay k tehet un ka koi sarif Makhsos number dial krta hai. Dusri tarf se Sheeren Awaz main koi Khatoon bolti hai: “Ap ka Naam kya hai?”
Pakistan ki 1 Mobile Company nay ek Naya Silsila shuru kia hai. Is Silsilay k tehet un ka koi sarif Makhsos number dial krta hai. Dusri tarf se Sheeren Awaz main koi Khatoon bolti hai: “Ap ka Naam kya hai?”
Ap apna Naam bata detay hain. Us k baad Khatoon puchti
hai: “Ap kis se Baat krna chahtay hain. Aurat se ya Mard se?”
hai: “Ap kis se Baat krna chahtay hain. Aurat se ya Mard se?”
Aap bata detay hain. Ap kisi Aurat se Baat krna chahtay hain. Us k baad Khatoon Ap ko “Hukum” deti hai k Ap apni Pasand ki Khawateen k Naam koi Pegham Record karana chahain to Record kara dain.
Ap apna Pegham Record kara detay hain. Us Pegham main Ap apna Naam, Age, Paisha aur apni “Zaroriyat” bata detay hain. Us k baad Mobile Company Ap ka Pegham Nashar krna shuru kr deti hai. Chand Seconds baad Pakistan k kisi Konay se koi Khatoon ap se rabta kr leti hai. Jab 2ono k Darmyan Rabta ho jata hai to Mobile Company Drmyan se Nikal jati hai. Us k baad 2ono Sarif Brah-e-Rast Rabtay Shuru kr detay hain. Ye Fahashi, Uryani aur Fehash Kalami ka 1 Sciency Tareeqa hai. Jo kisi Aam Shakhs k Dimag main nehi aa skta. Guzashta Roz meray paas ek Dost bethay thay. Mein nay unhain ye Baat btayi to unhon nay Tasleem krnay se Inkar kr dia. Mein nay un k Samnay wo Number milaya. Dusri tarf se Awaz aayi. “Agar ap Urdu main Baat krna chahtay hain to 1 Dabayen, English main Mukhatab hona chahtay hain to 2 Dabaeyen.”
Mein nay Mobile ka Speaker ON kr k 1 daba dia. Us k baad Mujhay kaha gaya: “Agar Ap kisi Mard se Rabta krna chahtay hain to 1 Dabayen, agar kisi Khatoon se Guftagu krna chahtay hain to 2 Dabaeye.”
Mein nay 2 daba dia. Us k baad Mujhay apna Paigham Record karnay ka “Hukum” dia gaya. Mein nay apna Naam aur Mobile number dey dia. Us k baad Mujhay Calls aana Start ho gayen. Ye Mukhtalif Khawateen ki Calls thein. Jo us waqt Farig bethi then. Aur kisi aesay Farig Mard ka Intezar kr rehi thein. Jo un k sath Gup Shup laga skay. Un Khawateen k Sawal aur Batain is Qadar Lucher aur Behodah then k Mein Ba- Mushkil 3/4 Khawateen k sath Guftagu kr saka. Meray Dost nay Mujh se Pucha. “Is saray Khail ka Maqsad kya hai?”
Mein nay unhain btaya: “Is k 2 Maqasid hain:
- Pehla Fayeda to ye hai k is saray Khail k zariye Company Paisay bana rehi hai. Jab hum Call krtay hain aur us k Nateejay main jitnay log Hamary sath Mukhatib hotay hain, Company us k Paisay Charge krti hai. Agar Farz karain 1 NoJawan k sath 1 waqt main 4 Khwateen batain kr rehi hain to Company ko 1 waqt main un 5 Calls k Paisay mil rehay hain. Ye us Khail ka Maleyati Fayedah hai.
- Dusra Fayedah Saqafati Tabdeeli hai. Multi National Companies 1 Nizam k Tehat is Mulk ki Sadaqat aur Saqafat ko badal rehi hain. Pehlay is Mulk main New Year Night, Valentine Day aur Basant k zariye Logon ka Mizaj Badla gaya. Phir Cable aur T.V Net Works k zariye Awam main Fahashi aur Uryani k Jaraseem Dakhil kr diye gaye. Aur ab Telephone aur Mobile ki Madad se Ikhlaqiat k Aakhri band Toray ja rehay hain. Kal tk MSG Naam ki 1 Kharafat thi. Log Mobile pr ek dusray ko Ghaleez aur Ganday Paighamat bhejtay thay. Phir is Kharafat main Tasweerain b Shamil ho gayeen. Mobile Companies nay Alfaz k sath sath Tasaweer ka MMS b Start kr dia. (Aur MMS Packages b diye.) Log 1 dusray ko Gandi Tasweerain b Bhijwanay lagay. Aur ab Ap Inteha dekhiye k Ap ka Phone Bajta hai. Ap uthatay hain aur dusri tarf se koi Ajnabi Khatoon Ap k sath Chating (Gup Shup) Start kr deti hai. Wo Ap ka Naam, Age, Paisha aur Mashagil (Masroofiyat) k baray main Puchti hai. Aur us k baad “Meray sath Dosti kro gay? jesa Sawal puch leti hai.
Ye sara Kaam 1 aesay Mulk main ho raha hai jis k Naam k sath “ISLAMI JAMHORIAH” aata hai. (Jo Lakhon Logon ki Qubaniyon se bana.) Aur jis main is waqt 80% Awam Mazhabi Jazbat aur Aqayed rakhti hai. Ye sub kuch is Mulk main ho raha hai aur isay roknay wala koi nehi. Ye Silsila rokna Riwayati Tareeqay se Mumkin nehi. Q k is baray main hamaray Dushman hum par Science aur Technology k zariye War kar rehay hain. Wo Baqayedah Nafsyati aur Syasi Medano main hamary Khilaf bar-sar-e-pekar hain. Masalan hamary Dushman ek Plan k zariye un Khawateen ko Gharon se bahar la rehay hain jo apnay apnay Gharon main Mehfooz aur Pakeezah Zindgi Guzar rehi hain. Meray 1 Dost bata rehay thay k Pakistan main 1 Multi National Company Kaam kar rehi hai. Is Company ko pichlay Maah kisi Post k liye 1 Nojawan ki Zarurat thi. Test huye to Company ko London se Brah-e-Rast Hidayat mosool huyi. Agar un k paas 1 Layeq Larka aur Na-Laeq Larki Nokri k liye aaye to Layeq Larkay ko chhor kar Na-Layeq Larki ko Nokri dey dain. Is Hidayat k baad Company nay Test main Kamyab honay walay Umeedwaron k Natayej dekhay. Pehli 12 Positions par Larkay thay. Jab k 13th Number par 1 Larki thi. Company nay 12 Larkon ko Mustarad kar k 13th Number par aanay wali Larki ko Muntakhab kar lia. Mein nay jab ye Baat apnay Dost ko Batayi to us nay Bari Masoomiyat se Pucha: “Is se us Company ya us k Officers ko kya Fayedah ho ga?”
Mein nay Musukra kar Jawab dia: “Ye Larki jab apnay Ghar se Daftar k liye Niklay gi ya Daftar se Nikal kar Wapis Ghar jaye gi to ye apnay sath 1 Saqafataur aur 1 Cultureley kr chalay gi. Us k Kapray Tang aur Chehra Be-Naqab ho ga. Us nay unchi Erhi ki Wahiyat Juti pehni hogi. Us ka Do-Patta sar k Bajaye Galay main latka ho ga. Ye Matak Matak kar chalay gi. Us ki is Amad-o-Raft aur Huliye se Mohally aur City ki dusri Girls Mutasir hon gi. Aur youn ye Burayi puray City main phel jaye gi.” Multi National Compnies yehi chahti hain. Mein nay apnay Dost ko btaya: “Tum log aaj kisi aesi Khatoon ka Naam lo jis nay 3 Month main pura QURAN MAJEED Hifz kar lia hai ya us nay Jadeed Zindgi ki Uryani Tarak kr k Pardah Start kr dia hai to ye Khabar dusray Shakhs tk nehi puhancay gi. Lekin ap Sharab aur Makhloot Mehfilon ki Haami kisi Khatoon ko lain. Us k 2 Alfaz puri Dunya ka Media utha ley ga. Ap Mukhtaran Mai aur Shazia Khalid k Case ko ley lain. Puri Dunya ki Press nay unhain kis Qadar Covrage di? Us Covrage ka kya matlab tha? Us ka matlab tha k Pakistan ki Aurat ko Bawar kraya jaye k Pakistani Mard Lutery hain. Jab k Europe aur America un ki Izaton ka Rakhwala hai.”
Mein nay Musukra kar Jawab dia: “Ye Larki jab apnay Ghar se Daftar k liye Niklay gi ya Daftar se Nikal kar Wapis Ghar jaye gi to ye apnay sath 1 Saqafataur aur 1 Cultureley kr chalay gi. Us k Kapray Tang aur Chehra Be-Naqab ho ga. Us nay unchi Erhi ki Wahiyat Juti pehni hogi. Us ka Do-Patta sar k Bajaye Galay main latka ho ga. Ye Matak Matak kar chalay gi. Us ki is Amad-o-Raft aur Huliye se Mohally aur City ki dusri Girls Mutasir hon gi. Aur youn ye Burayi puray City main phel jaye gi.” Multi National Compnies yehi chahti hain. Mein nay apnay Dost ko btaya: “Tum log aaj kisi aesi Khatoon ka Naam lo jis nay 3 Month main pura QURAN MAJEED Hifz kar lia hai ya us nay Jadeed Zindgi ki Uryani Tarak kr k Pardah Start kr dia hai to ye Khabar dusray Shakhs tk nehi puhancay gi. Lekin ap Sharab aur Makhloot Mehfilon ki Haami kisi Khatoon ko lain. Us k 2 Alfaz puri Dunya ka Media utha ley ga. Ap Mukhtaran Mai aur Shazia Khalid k Case ko ley lain. Puri Dunya ki Press nay unhain kis Qadar Covrage di? Us Covrage ka kya matlab tha? Us ka matlab tha k Pakistan ki Aurat ko Bawar kraya jaye k Pakistani Mard Lutery hain. Jab k Europe aur America un ki Izaton ka Rakhwala hai.”
